Man 1: When I came to this country, I had nothing but a beat up old suitcase and the clothes on my back, but look where I am today! I have millions in the bank! I have stocks, bonds and real estate valued in the millions! I live like a king, and do you know how I did it?

Man 2: Through hard work and perseverence?

Man 1: Are you crazy? That suitcase I brought was filled with cash!