The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying "Regret cannot remember which one is you - please keep your photo and return the others."

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?" "Very well trained, General McKenzie." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Cooper! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you fucking crazy? It'd kill me, you asshole! I'm out of here!" As private Cooper ran off, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: "You see? You have to be pretty damn brave to talk like that to a general."