There are 2 types of people that annoy me. ....Smart people who act dumb. ....Dumb people who act smart. So why do you annoy me ?

This gag can be adapted...

While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken, unkempt man sit down next to her. He says, "Say, honey I'd really like to get into those pants of yours." "Thanks," she shot back, "But I've already got an asshole in there."